The Golden State's
Governor is jogging with his dog along a nature
trail. Suddenly a coyote jumps out and
attacks his dog. Please note what happens
next.
The governor
intervenes, reflects upon the movie "Bambi", then realizes he should
stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. So he calls
animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and spends $200
testing it for disease and $500 on relocating it! The governor
then calls his Veterinarian who collects his dead dog and spends $200
testing the dead dog for diseases. The Governor goes to the
hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote
and to get his bite wound bandaged.
The Governor has the
running trail shut down for 6 months while the Department of Wildlife
services conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of
dangerous animals. And next the Governor spends $50,000 on a
coyote awareness & avoidance program for the residents in the area.
The State Legislature spends $2 million on investigating how to better
handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
The Governor's
security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the
Governor intervene. This costs $75,000 to train a new security
agent.
PETA protests the
relocation of the coyote and files suit against the state of California.
Oddly the Texas
Governor goes running on a nature trail in Texas with his dog.
Suddenly a coyote jumps out and attacks his dog. The Texas
Governor shoots the coyote and keeps jogging and playing with his dog a
long the rest of the run. The Texas Governor spent $.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat the dead coyote while the
Golden State Governor spent $2,229,400.00 and the state of California is facing a lawsuit estimated to be in the tens of millions!
Is there any wonder
why California is Bankrupt!